shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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