Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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