No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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