We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
