I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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