Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
