it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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