dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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