Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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