I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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