He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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