tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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