Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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