scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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