O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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