so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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