It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Couch. On fire.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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