sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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