She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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