spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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