I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I'm passing your future prison.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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