are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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