In the future we'll all be gay
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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