Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just found a bag of teeth...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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