Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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