Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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