This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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