I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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