thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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