I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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