I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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