So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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