Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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