I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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