Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
