Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
