you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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