People in love make me want to vomit
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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