We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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