My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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