I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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