Nicole vs. Life
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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