You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
