dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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