It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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