So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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