Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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