i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I believe in your delicious
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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