Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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