Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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