Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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